It’s Wednesday, which means by this time in the week you might already be looking forward to the weekend. But, I bet hardly anyone looks forward to Sunday evening. Sunday evening means the weekend is drawing to a close, it’s time to make sensible decisions, and go to bed early to be ready for work Monday morning. However, this Sunday (at least in the US) there’s something to celebrate – the mid-season premiere of The Walking Dead.
I love The Walking Dead, which is odd considering I’m afraid of zombies. I’ve been known to have zombie nightmares and my zombie apocalypse plan is to give up and get bitten. But still, I love The Walking Dead. I tend to watch mindless sitcoms, and for me this show is my jolt of drama, fear, and thrills. It’s not just the action I love, I really enjoy the characters. I like watching them evolve and deal with who they used to be and who they want to be, and have to be, now.
Also, I think the show is great because it’s pretty unpredictable. I wholeheartedly believe that any character could go at any moment. In most shows, you feel pretty confident that fan favorites and main characters are here to stay – but with this show I’m not so sure. Every week I just keep rooting for Daryl. On Mondays, I used to dissect every little thing with my coworker Erica. I miss that because it was always so fun to speculate. [Spoiler alert] Recently, a lot of the story lines have led to epic gun battles between groups of people – but then in the mid-season finale Beth’s scene was so quiet and intimate – yet so dramatic. The show always keeps me on my toes.
So to celebrate the show, I decided to make a cauliflower brain. I was inspired to make this by my friend Jubi who sent me a message asking if I had any recipes themed for TV shows. I didn’t, but I was into the idea because I adore themey stuff. I decorate for every holiday, I made Ryan a baseball cap shaped cake when the Nationals were in the playoffs, and I have Abraham Lincoln socks for Presidents Day. So why shouldn’t I also have foods perfectly matched for a TV viewing party?
I went with cauliflower because a whole roasted cauliflower looks sort of like a brain. And obviously, there’s nothing more Walking Dead appropriate than a brain. Stab it with a big knife and you will have a bad-ass zombie killer center piece. Slice the cauliflower like a cake and serve to your guests. As we know for the show, we are all carriers for the disease so what’s the harm in eating a little zombie brains? Overall, this recipe is a little morbid, a bit spicy, and also pretty healthy.
A Thug Kitchen recipe inspired me to use Siracha, and I thought it would be perfect because you need a little spice and heat to survive among the Walkers and the hot sauce is a good stand in for blood. So, the sauce is adapted from Thug Kitchen and the rest is all Cooking is Messy, baby!
Messy level: Almost a one spoon recipe. Prepping the cauliflower is the most difficult part because I flung small pieces on the floor. Other than that, it’s simple seasoning, roasting, and smothering with sauce.
- 1 whole cauliflower head
- 1 clove garlic
- 4 teaspoon olive oil, divided
- cayenne pepper, to taste
- salt, to taste
- ½ cup Siracha sauce
- ⅓ cup rice vinegar
- 2 teaspoons soy sauce
- Heat the oven to 450°F/230°.
- Remove any leaves from the cauliflower and cut off any extra stem, so that the cauliflower will lay flat in a pan.
- Cut the garlic clove in half and rub it all over the cauliflower.
- In a small bowl or cup, mix 2 teaspoons of the olive oil with a sprinkling of cayenne pepper and salt. Taste and adjust the seasonings to your liking.
- Brush this olive oil mixture all over the cauliflower.
- Put the cauliflower on a rimmed baking sheet or small casserole dish. Roast in the oven for 30 minutes.
- Meanwhile, in a small bowl or jar mix together the Siracha, rice vinegar, remaining 2 teaspoons of olive oil, and sauce sauce. Stir or mix until well combined.
- After the cauliflower has been in the oven for 30 minutes, remove from the oven and brush half of the Siracha mixture over the cauliflower. If it's a little more than half it's ok, just leave some. Return to the oven and cook for 15-20 minutes more. The cauliflower is done when a knife can be easily stuck through it.
- Remove from the oven, and pour the remaining Siracha sauce over it.
- To serve, stab with a knife and then artfully squeeze some Siracha, straight from the container, around the knife to look like dripping blood.
- When ready to eat, cut into slices and serve with your favorite creamy dressing.
